Hans Christian Andersen Feared Being Buried Alive

I, too, Hans Christian,
once left a warning note. Your bedside

table’s scribble read, I only appear
to be dead—an effort to ward off

the would-be pallbearers
who’d drop you

into your grassy plot in Nørrebro,
forgetting to check your nostrils

with a hand mirror for a fog
of breath. You dreaded

startling awake, six feet of Denmark
on your chest. At seventeen,

I stuck my own note
to the base of a blue

ceramic toothbrush holder:
Don’t forget to brush

in small, soft circles. As a child,
I’d chipped my right front tooth

and incisor on a pool’s
concrete edge and had grown

phobic about further
eroding my smile. I worried

that if I came home at midnight
still tripping from a five-strip

of blotter acid, I might brush
maniacally and scrape

off chunks of gum,
my loosened teeth dropping

to the porcelain sink bowl,
like bloody dominoes. I might

wake up the next day
with a corpse-face. It’s important,

Hans Christian, to have a system,
a reminder: a few words written

to catch the eye and hold
back the hand that would bury us.